A Love Cake For Mother - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 can obedience
several lb. attention
1 pt. neatness
some holiday, birthday and everyday surprises
1 can running errands (willing kind)
1 box powdered get up when I should
1 bottle keep sunny all day
1 can pure thoughtfulness

Preparation

Mix well and bake in hearty warm oven and serve to mother everyday.
She ought to have it in big slices.