Simple Tomato Sandwich - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 slices bread (homemade strongly recommended, cracked wheat is my specific favorite)
1 medium organic tomatoes (room temperature or fresh from the stalk, do NOT attempt this with pale, store-bought types!) or 1 medium garden tomatoes (room temperature or fresh from the stalk, do NOT attempt this with pale, store-bought types!)
3 tablespoons Miracle Whip or 3 tablespoons mayonnaise
salt, to taste

Preparation

Toast bread.
Slice tomato.
When bread is adequately toasted, liberally spread both sides with Miracle Whip (or butter one side with Miracle Whip on the other).
Lay tomato slices on one side of bread.
Salt tomato to taste.
Slap that baby together and savor summer at its best!