Spammy Whammy Bammy! - cooking recipe

Ingredients

12 ounces grated Spam (SPAM Lite)
2 peeled medium potatoes, finely diced
1/2 cup chopped onion
1/4 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper
nonstick cooking spray

Preparation

GRATE one loaf of SPAM Lite using a medium-grate on cheese grater.
PEEL and dice 2 medium potatoes into tiny cubes (about 1/4 inch -- about the width of a McDonald's french fry!).
CHOP a peeled onion to 1/4-inch cut; measure 1/2 cup and set aside.
SPRAY a non-stick skillet (no exceptions) generously with non-stick cooking spray, set over medium to medium-high heat.
ADD potatoes and fry, turning and scraping bottom with a non-metal spatula as needed, until potatoes are just softened; REDUCE heat to medium.
ADD chopped onions.
COOK until onions are just translucent.
ADD grated SPAM Lite and 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper.
COMBINE well and cook SPAM, turning and scraping bottom with a spatula as needed until slightly crisped and browned.
SERVE and enjoy!