Raisin Jack-Usmc Style - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 (1 gallon) can white grapes
1 (1 gallon) can fruit cocktail
1 (1 gallon) can raisins
1 gallon fresh water

Preparation

Place all of the ingredints in a Goverment issue 5-gallon water can.
Place on top of the canvas cover on a duece and a half or 5 ton truck.
Lash down tightly to avoid loosing.
Allow 3 days in the hot ocean sunlight and the motion of the sea waves to bring this recipe to a most delightful disaster.
Sip slowly when finished.
This may be shared with swabbies.
Semper Fi.