Apple Pie Surprise - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 lb vegetarian sausage
2 tomatoes
1 lb mushroom
1 garlic clove
mustard (to taste)
mayonnaise (loads)
brown rice (even more)

Preparation

Brown veggie mince; add tomatoes and garlic.
Fry mushrooms separately, after cutting thin.
Add mushrooms (yum yum, maybe eat a few!).
Add early mustard additions.
Cook brown rice separately.
Make a salad while apple pie surprise cooks.
Throw mince mixture onto rice.
Place in oven (gas mark 4, 200\u00b0C for 18 minutes.
Eat like crazy.