Hairy Bunny - cooking recipe

Ingredients

4 gallons water
6 cups white sugar
12 (0.13 ounce) packages unsweetened cherry-flavored soft drink mix (such as Kool-Aid(R))
5 gallons orange juice
3 gallons fruit punch
2 gallons cranberry juice
2 gallons pineapple juice
5 (750 milliliter) bottles vodka
5 (750 milliliter) bottles rum
5 (750 milliliter) bottles 190 proof grain alcohol
2 cups cherry juice
6 grapefruits, diced
2 pineapples, diced
3 oranges, sliced
designated driver

Preparation

Combine 4 gallons water, sugar, and drink mix together in a large pitcher to make the Kool-Aid(R).
Mix the Kool-Aid(R), orange juice, fruit punch, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, vodka, rum, grain alcohol, cherry juice, grapefruits, pineapples, and oranges together in a large punch bowl.