Mama'S Friday Night Special - cooking recipe

Ingredients

5 days of hard work
1 tired mama

Preparation

Come home Friday night.
Peel off panty hose and everything that binds, pinches, cinches, flattens, lifts and tightens.
Put on something loose and comfortable.
Herd kids and husband into car.
Drive to J.D.'s Truck Stop.
Eat!
Get Dad to pay!