Louisiana Reindeer Food(Nonedible) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 box oats
2 tubes glitter (any color)
apples for all the reindeer
1 lemon for Rudolph

Preparation

Mix the box of oats with the glitter.
Sprinkle on sidewalk and front door steps.
The smell of the oats as well as the reflection of the glitter in the moon will make sure the reindeer stop at your house.