Elephant Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 (2000 lb.) elephant, cleaned and cut in serving pieces
1 small rabbit
season to taste

Preparation

After elephant is cleaned, add seasonings.
Cook in a very large pot outdoors.
Invite all the \"Claiborne United Methodist Congregation.\"
Cook elephant for 4 to 5 days or until tender. If everybody shows up, add cut up rabbit, but only as a last resort, because most people don't like \"hare\" in their stew.