Recipe To Preserve Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
1/2 doz. children (more or less)
2 to 3 small dogs
1 narrow strip of brook (pebbly, if possible)

Preparation

Mix the children and dogs; empty into grassy field with flowers.
Pour brook over pebbles and cover with deep blue sky. Bake in hot sun.
When well browned, remove at once.
Set to cool in a bathtub.
When cool, remove and cover with love.