How To Preserve A Husband - cooking recipe

Ingredients

\"God is love,\" I John 4:8.

Preparation

Be careful in your selection; do not pick too green and take only such as have been reared in good Christian atmosphere.
Some insist on keeping them in a pickle, while others keep them in hot water.
This only makes them sour, hard and sometime bitter.
Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good by garnishing them with patience, well-sweetened with smiles and flavored with kisses taste.
Then wrap in a mantle of charity.
Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion and serve with peaches and cream. When prepared this way, they will keep for years.