A Mother'S Recipe For Preserving Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
1 or more dogs
2 or more children
1 brook
flowers

Preparation

Mix well dogs and children.
Pour the brook over lots of pebbles.
After mixing dogs and children thoroughly, stir them around the grassy field dipping occasionally in brook, then among the flowers.
Cover at once with a crust of bright blue sky.
Bake in hot sun.
When brown, put into the bathtub to cool.
Set away between white sheets for 8 hours, sprinkling with kisses as you leave them.