Elephant Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 full grown elephant
10 (55 gal.) drums brown gravy
200 boxes salt
75 boxes black pepper
1 box car chopped celery
1 box car chopped tomatoes
1 dump truck sliced carrots
2 skinned rabbits (optional)

Preparation

Blessed is she whose daily tasks are a labor of love; for her willing hands and happy heart translate duty into privilege and her labor becomes a service to God and to all mankind.