"Jurassic Park" Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 Tyranosaurus Rex
brown gravy
2 rabbits (optional)
100 lb. salt and pepper

Preparation

Cut
up
dinosaur,
using
sharp stone axes, into bite-sized pieces.
(Allow
6\tmonths\ttime
to do this.) Cook over smoldering\tvolcano
at 625\u00b0 until well done (approximately 60 days and 60 nights), stirring once.
In another nearby volcanic cauldron
have brown gravy already simmering during last 5 cooking days of stew.
This recipe serves 6,000 people.