Marriage Stew(Two Full Servings) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 concerned persons
2 cups love
2 pinches understanding
2 teaspoons patience
2 cans trust
2 well rounded measures sex
plenty of honest friendship

Preparation

Take one grassy field, 1/2 dozen small children, 3 small dogs, a pinch of brook and some pebbles.
Mix the children and dogs well together and put them into the field, stirring constantly.
Pour the brook over the pebbles.
Sprinkle the field with flowers, spread over all a deep blue sky, and bake in a hot sun.
When brown, remove and set away to cool in a bathtub.\"