A Cake For Mother - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 can of \"Obedience\"
several lb. of \"Affection\"
1 pint of \"Neatness\"
some holiday, birthday and everyday \"Surprise\"
1 can of \"Running Errands\" (willing brand)
1 box of powdered \"Get up when I should\"
1 bottle of \"Keep sunny all day long\"
1 can of pure \"Thoughtfulness\"

Preparation

Mix well, bake in a hearty, warm oven and serve to \"Mother\" every day.
She ought to have it in big slices.