Saturday Afternoon Special - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 to 3 friends
1 large cargo van
1 to 4 charge cards in husband's name with open lines of credit
1 mega shopping mall

Preparation

Pick up friends in van.
Drive to mega mall.
Shop 'n charge in either group or pairs.
Don't go alone or you'll have no one to talk you into buying that cute outfit that you'll never wear. Before going home stop for dinner and charge.
Arrive home, tell husband you already ate so he'll have to fend for himself.
Then give him the charge receipts.
Sit down, relax and tell him how tired you are.