Elegant Baloney And Cracker Sandwich(Emergency Sandwich For The Self-Sufficient Male) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 lb. box saltine crackers
1 lb. pkg. thick slice boloney (bologna)
1 medium onion
5 dashes cayenne pepper sauce
2 knife blades full of regular salad style yellow mustard (no sissy Dijon mustard)
1 paper plate
1 sharp pocket knife (washed with soap and water; optional)
4 paper towel sheets (if you are wearing a short sleeved shirt)
1 refrigerator to preserve the left over onion and baloney

Preparation

Creating A Baloney Cracker Sandwich:
Use the knife's sharpest blade to peel and slice the onion into 3/8-inch slices.
Care needs to be taken to make sure people do not see you if the onion makes your eyes water, because they may think you are soft and emotional.