Double Chocolate Chunk Ice Cream - cooking recipe

Ingredients

3 beaten eggs
4 c. half and half or light cream
1/2 c. sugar
1 c. miniature semi-sweet chocolate pieces
1 tsp. vanilla
1/2 c. miniature semi-sweet chocolate pieces
2 oz. white baking bar or pieces, coarsely chopped

Preparation

Take most any harmless event, fold in an ugly motive and a suspicious tone.
Stir in your own opinion.
Put in a good measure of \"they say\".
Add imaginary details to heighten taste.
Sprinkle well with spice of rumor.
Heat slowly over flame of envy.
Serve secretly and often to whoever will listen.