"Kid'S" Special Sandwich - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 slices wheat bread
1 slice Oscar Mayer bologna
Miracle Whip (mustard stains, yuk!)

Preparation

Cut crusts off bread and save to feed the birds.
Spread bread slices lightly with Miracle Whip.
Place bologna between bread slices.
Cut sandwich into 1-inch squares.
Place sandwich pieces on a small plate and serve with potato chips and a sweet midget pickle.
Serve with a glass of milk over ice.
Serve one little child.