Preserve A Husband - cooking recipe

Ingredients

careful selection
patience
smiles
kisses
devotion

Preparation

Be
careful in your selection.\tDo not choose too young and take
only\tsuch
as
have\tbeen
reared
in a good, moral atmosphere.
Some
insist
on
keeping
them in a pickle while others keep
them
in
hot\twater.\tThis only makes them sour, hard and bitter.
Even
poor
variety may be sweet, tender and good by garnishing\tthem
with
patience,
well sweetened with smiles and flavored with
kisses
to
taste.
Wrap\tthem
in a mantle for charity, keep
warm with a steady fire of devotion. Serve with three good
meals
a day.
Thus prepared, they will keep for years.