Dinner Out - cooking recipe

Ingredients

telephone
telephone directory
pencil or telephone dialer (optional)
credit card or cash
desired mode of transportation
coupons (optional)
babysitter (optional)

Preparation

Sort through coupons, discarding those past expiration date. Select one from remaining pile.
With telephone directory in hand, locate phone number.
Pick up phone and dial number using pencil, telephone dialer or finger.
When restaurant answers, make reservations, indicating time and number in party.
At this point, ask for directions (men may skip this step).
Add babysitter as needed, applying house instructions liberally.
Using desired mode of transportation, arrive at restaurant.
Select meal, enjoy, pay tab with credit card or cash; top with tip.
Serves 2.