Dinosaur Food - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/2 c. dirt (cocoa)
1/2 c. swamp water (milk)
1 c. crushed bones (sugar)
1/2 c. fat (margarine)
2 c. dried grass (uncooked oatmeal)
1/2 c. squashed bugs (peanut butter)

Preparation

Mix dirt and swamp water in a pan.
Add bones and fat.
Bring mixture to a boil.
Add grass and squashed bugs.
Boil mixture 1 minute.
Cool dinosaur food and place it on wax paper by spoonfuls.
Now call your dinosaurs to eat!