Chicken Casserole - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large chicken
1 box long grain and wild rice
1 can French green beans, drained
1 medium chopped onion
1 can water chestnuts, drained
1 small jar pimentos, drained
1/2 c. mayonnaise
1 can cream of celery soup
2 c. chopped chicken

Preparation

Step 1:
Go out in yard and chase chicken until you catch him. Grab chicken by the neck and twirl around and around until you hear his neck pop.
Drop chicken on ground.
If he gets up and starts running around, repeat step 1.
If chicken lays there continue on to step 2.