Orange Julius - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 (6 oz.) can orange juice
1 1/2 c. milk
1/2 c. water
1 tsp. vanilla
1/2 c. sugar
1 tray ice cubes

Preparation

Some women keep their husbands constantly in hot water. Some let
them
freeze by carelessness and indifference.
Some keep them in a stew by irritating ways, while others keep them in a pickle
all their lives.
See that the linen in which you wrap him in
is
nicely
washed
and
mended.
Tie
him with a strong silken
cord
called comfort.
Make a clear steady fire of love, neatness and cheerfulness.
Set your husband as near this as seems to
agree with him.
If he sputters and fizzes, don't be anxious. Some
do
this
until they are done.
Add a little sugar
called \"kisses\",
but
very
little
vinegar or pepper, if
any.
A little
spice
might
be
nice.
Stir him gently.
You cannot fail
to
know
when he is done.
He will keep indefinitely, unless he is set in too cool a place.