Steak-Umm Delight - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 Steak-umm steaks
a pinch of meat softener
5 drops hot sauce

Preparation

Put the slices of Steak-umm on microwavable plate.
Place in microwave for 1 minute.
Take out; chop up meat.
Add hot sauce and meat softener.
Put back in for 8 minutes.
Take out and mix up. Put in for 1 more minute.
Take out and mix up.
Keep repeating process until all red meat has turned brown.