Recipe For Preserving Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
6 children of assorted sizes and colors
3 small dogs and cats
1 narrow pebbly brook
1 hot sun
flowers
1 deep blue sky

Preparation

Mix the children with the dogs and cats, then empty into the field, stirring continuously.
Sprinkle the field with the flowers.
Pour the brook gently over the pebbles.
Cover all with the deep blue sky and bake in the hot sun.
When the children are well browned, they may be removed.
You will now find that they are ready to be set in a bath tub to cool.