Spartan "Free Fer All" - cooking recipe

Ingredients

whiskey
gin
vodka
brandy
red wine
tequila
rum
grape juice
purple grapes

Preparation

Combine various amounts in a large crock with block of ice. Keep grape juice to a 3 to 1 ratio.
Garnish with bunches of grapes, orange, lemon and lime slices.
Empty all those partially filled bottles you have.