Preserved Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large field
1/2 doz. children
a few small dogs
1 narrow brook, bubbly with pebbles
field of wild flowers to taste

Preparation

Mix children and dogs well together.
Pour them into God's open field.
Sprinkle with wild flowers.
Spread brook gently over pebbles.
Cover all with the Heavens above in colors of deep blue and the warm sun to bake.
When children are well browned, remove and place in a tub of warm water.
Towel dry.
Put in warm jammies. Say goodnight prayers with a hug and kiss and love you forever.