Peach Shake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 (16 oz.) can Del Monte natural peaches (juice too)
1 pt. vanilla yogurt
ice

Preparation

Take 4 buckets of black dirt.
Add 3 quarts of well water. Stir well with both hands.
Apply liberally to front of clothes, feet, face and kitchen floor.
Guaranteed to stick to the ribs and drive your mother up the wall.