How To Preserve A Husband(For Wives Only) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 gal. love/charity
1 qt. care
1 pt. patience
1 Tbsp. smile
1 c. devotion
1 pinch common sense

Preparation

First, use love/charity, care and get a husband.
Not too young; but tender and healthy.
Make your selection carefully and let it be final.
Otherwise, they will not keep.
Like wine, they improve with age.
Do not pickle or put in hot water.
This makes them sour.
Prepare as follows: