Preserving Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

6 children of all sizes
3 small dogs
1 large grassy field
flowers
narrow strip of brook with pebbles
1 c. blue sky
hot sun

Preparation

Combine children with dogs.
Empty into the field, stirring constantly.
Sprinkle the field with flowers.
Pour the brook over the pebbles.
Cover all with deep blue sky.
Bake in the hot sun until children are well browned and tired.
Remove children to bathtub to cool.