The Marching Pride - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 enthusiastic director
2 dedicated drum majors
1 wonderful wind section
1 boisterous brass section
1 dynamic drumline
1 perfect pit
1 bodacious band front
1 superb staff
1 bunch caring chaperones

Preparation

Blend together wonderful winds, boisterous brass, dynamic drumline, bodacious band front and perfect pit.
Stir with 2 dedicated drum majors.
Sprinkle in generously 1 bunch of caring chaperones.
Fold in 1 superb staff and top it all with 1 terrific, enthusiastic band director.
Shake with an attitude of excellence and bake well on West Allegheny's parking lot and practice field.
Excellent served at half-time on football fields. Serves thousands.