Marriage Stew - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 concerned persons
2 cups love
2 pinches understanding
2 tsp. patience
2 cans trust
2 well rounded measures of sex
plenty of honest friendship

Preparation

Combine the 2 concerned persons with the 2 cups of love in an adequate, comfortable mixing area.
Next, blend in the understanding and patience and beat lightly with a spoon made of laughter until the mixture is smooth and fluffy.
Now, add the 2 cans of trust and pour the mixture into the casserole of life and place over very low heat to simmer.
This is also the time to add tears, dreams, touching, remembering and any other spices you feel will make your stew more exciting.
As the mixture is simmering, saute the sex in tenderness and perhaps a little wine on special occasions.
Add this to the main casserole until desired strength is reached.