Homemade Theraflu - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 c. boiling water
1 Tbsp. honey
1 Tbsp. lemon juice
1 tsp. vinegar

Preparation

Combine ingredients.
Drink 1 cupful every hour.
Take a nap. Repeat taking 2 aspirin every 4 hours.
If not taking any medication, you can substitute 1 shot booze for the vinegar.