Million Dollar Cake - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1/2 pkg. white cake mix
1 large vanilla instant pudding
1 large bowl Cool Whip
7 oz. cream cheese
1 c. coconut
1 can sweetened pineapple or banana
1 c. chopped nuts (optional)
1/2 c. water

Preparation

Heat oven.
Get utensils and ingredients.
Remove blocks and toy auto from table. Grease pan. Crack nuts. Measure 2 cups flour; remove Jonathon's hands from flour; wash flour off him. Re-measure flour; put flour, salt and baking powder in sifter. Get dust pan and brush up pieces of bowl Jonathon knocked on the floor. Get another bowl; answer the door bell. Return to kitchen. Remove Jonathon's hand from bowl. Wash Jonathon; grease another pan; answer the telephone. Return to kitchen; find Jonathon. Remove one hammer from bowl. Take up greased pan and find layer of nut shells in it. Head for Jonathon, who flies, knocking bowl off table. Wash kitchen floor, table walls and dishes.
Call bakery. Lie down!