Whale Luau - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 whale (medium)
1 carload potatoes, chopped
1 carload carrots, chopped
salt
pepper

Preparation

Cut whale into 1-inch squares. Takes 4 weeks. Add potatoes and carrots and place in 400-gallon pot. Cook 4 weeks at 350\u00b0. Garnish with parsley. Serves 3,700. Salt and pepper to taste.