Friend Recipe - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large smile
1 3/4 lb. of friendliness
3 3/4 c. of helpfulness
4 1/4 lb. of understanding
7 1/2 lb. of patience
7 lb. of loyalty
11 c. of neatness
2 good ears for listening

Preparation

Mix all ingredients with a generous helping of God's love and you are sure to make a new friend.