The Marriage Stew(Two Full Servings) - cooking recipe

Ingredients

2 concerned persons
2 c. love
2 pinches understanding
2 tsp. patience
2 cans trust
2 well rounded measures sex
plenty of honest friendship

Preparation

With the above ingredients on hand, let's get started on our happy chore of putting together a good, wholesome hearty Marriage Stew.
First, combine the 2 concerned persons with the 2 cups of love in an adequate, comfortable mixing area.
Next, blend in the understanding and patience; beat lightly with a spoon made of laughter until the mixture is smooth and fluffy.
Now, add the 2 cans of trust; pour the mixture into the casserole of life and place over very low heat to simmer.
This is also the time to add tears, dreams, touching, remembering or any other spices you feel will make your stew more exciting.