Burnt Caromel Icin' - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 1/2 c. cow's milk
1/2 cuppa hot watah
1/2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. vanillah
1/2 cuppa buttah
1/2 cuppa browned sugah
2 1/2 c. sugah

Preparation

Stir watchfully 1/2 cuppa sugah in a boiler til brown...then add soda 'n watah...add milk 'n 2 1/2 cups uv sugah 'n the buttah...let cook until drop makes ball in cold watah...add vanillah...set aside til hit begins to cool 'n beat til gud 'n kreamy...slap on cake.