Love Cake For Mother - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 can obedience
1 pt. neatness
1 can running errands (Willing brand)
1 bottle smiles
several pounds of affection
1 can pure thoughtfulness
1 box powdered \"get-up-when-I-should\"

Preparation

Mix all ingredients well.
Bake in a hearty, warm oven.
Serve to mother every day.
Serve large slices.