Recipe For Preserving Children - cooking recipe

Ingredients

1 large grassy field
2 or 3 dogs
some pebbles
1/2 doz. children
1 pinch brook

Preparation

Mix the children and dogs together.
Put them in a field, stirring constantly.
Pour the brook over the pebbles.
Sprinkle the field with some flowers.
Spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in a hot sun.
When brown, remove and set to cool in a bathtub.
Now, go on with your cooking.